Don’t Be Silly. Covid Doesn’t Cause Strokes, Hypertension Causes Strokes!
No, We’ve Got No Idea What Causes
Hypertension, But We’re Sure It’s Not Covid!

We Love People With Long Covid.
That’s Why We’re Glad There Are So Many More And More Of Them.

Have You Topped Up Your Hybrid Immunity Recently?
No, Not With A Vaccine - By Getting Sick!

Why Bird Flu Is Not A Concern For Most Americans, Why We Shouldn’t Panic About Bird Flu, And Why The Spread Of Bird Flu To A Texas Dairy Worker Is SO Alarming.
(credit: Laura Miers)

There’s No Use Crying Over [Infected With Bird Flu] Milk

Is Widdle Baby Afwaid That Moo Floo
Is Spread By Puff Clouds?
You’ll Never Get Herd Immunity That Way!

Why We Shouldn’t Panic If Those Things Burst Out Of Their Egg Sacs, Stick Themselves On Our Faces, And Implant Baby Aliens Down Our Throats.

In The Face Of Threats Like Avian Flu And New Covid Variants, Now Is The Time To Redouble Our Complacency.

“Very Little Evidence That Ship Was Damaged By Iceberg” Says Titanic Captain.

We Only Have Two Reactions To Anything:
1) Completely Ignoring. And 2) Outright Panic.
Wake Us Up When We Get To Number Two Time.

Why Now Is The Right Time To Pretend That Bird Flu Won’t Be A Problem If It’s The Next Pandemic.

Harvard Professor Speaks Out Against Trend Of Installing Meerkats In Hospitals, “Sick People Need Infections. How Are They Going To Get Them If Meerkats Are There Causing Masking?”

Surprising Study Reveals That Meerkats
More Precious To Humans Than Catching And Spreading Essential Pathogens.

BREAKING: 30 Million People Who Caught Covid Now Completely Immune From Any Infection Or Illness Or Disease For Ever.

BREAKING: Study By Dutch Virologist Shows Covid Infection Provides Total Permanent Immunity From Infection Until You Catch It Again.

It’s Time To Crack Down On Dead People Gaming The Inheritance System.

The Immunity You Actually Want Is To Have The Pathogen Permanently Reproducing Inside You, And Other Versions Of It Being Able To Reinfect You At Will, That Way You Can Have Multi-Layered-Super-Immunity.

It’s Time To Eradicate The Scourge Of Long Covid By Removing All Reference To It In News Media.