BREAKING NEWS: Even more idiotic group of attention-seeking half-wits expected to make pilgrimage to Trump trial on Monday.
#Bootlickers #TrumpTrial

Ope!

“He doesn't listen to his lawyers. If he doesn't testify, it's because he's scared. …Donald, I hope you're listening to me. You, Donald, are a wuss. You are scared of actually doing what Stormy Daniels had to do and what Michael Cohen had to do.”
Deadline White House Nicolle Wallace

Doctor here. I can't believe I have to say this, but people will die if they don't have healthcare. We are living on the dumbest of possible timelines.

Rudy was most recently seen fleeing with accomplice through Shawshank-style escape tunnel to Russia in Mar a Lago restroom...

BREAKING NEWS: President Biden and defendant Trump have agreed to debate on CNN.
#BringItOn

This is your daily reminder that none of this shit is normal. None of it. Carry on.

Name this band! I’ll start:
Orange Fraudster Cult

Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate.

Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again.

Well, make my day, pal.

Donald Trump lost both debates to President Biden in 2020.

Now he’s acting like he wants to debate again? Make our day, pal

I guess that would make him a volunteer liarman?

Coming soon to a courtroom near you - Donald Trump's latest reality show. Who will hear 'you're fired!', and who will be hired as his partner in crime in...
#VeepStakes

BREAKING NEWS: Trump attorney Todd Blanche doesn't seem too happy that his client is making him wear matching bronzer.

BREAKING NEWS: In a desperate plea for Trump’s approval, Vivek Ramaswamy stands up in court and pleads guilty to all of Trump’s charges. “I did it, your honor!”, he said, “this sweet, gentle man is innocent! Take me away! I did it all!”
#VeepStakes #TrumpTrial

Breaking News from inside the courtroom, where defense attorneys are struggling to keep Trump occupied.
#TrumpTrial

Make it make sense.

TRUMP TRIAL RECAP: Trump interrupts proceedings to announce he found Waldo.
#TrumpTrial

TRUMP TRIAL UPDATE: Leaked photo of Trump keeping occupied in court today.
#TrumpTrial #DonSnoreleone