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While at first glance the Opera House protest may look similar to the Port Arthur massacre, on closer inspection there are some key differences.

We've prepared this handy graph for Peter Dutton

Apparently Peter Dutton was mildly inconvenienced by another driver on his way to work this morning and, while no one was killed, in terms of social significance, it was akin to Gallipoli

“Paying an extra $150 a week for a place without a functioning toilet may not be exactly what my tenants wanted.

'But then filling out a 6-page form to initiate a rent increase is not what I wanted to do on a Sunday afternoon either'

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A proposed new grocery code of conduct could see Australian supermarkets fined up to $10 million - almost as much as the cost of a weekly shop at Coles or Woolies

New Improved Qantas Frequent Flyer Program Lets You Book Any Seat You Want in Row 34 on Flights Leaving Between 11:15pm and 11:30pm on Tuesdays in June 2029 theshovel.com.au/2024/04/09/new…

IN BRIEF: Josh Frydenberg has demanded more assistance for NSW after more asbestos was found in Victoria

'In today's modern world we know it’s important to have a fortnight’s worth of hydration to hand at any given moment' theshovel.com.au/2024/04/01/sta…

JUST IN: Joe Biden has warned Benjamin Netanyahu that if he kills another 30,000 Palestinians he will get a VERY stern talking to

'We were headed for recession. But then Bruce went out for a steak and a massage and now we’ve got triple digit growth'

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ECONOMICS NEWS: Three quarters of all GDP growth due to Bruce Lehrmann massages, economists say

Government Grants Bruce Lehrmann Licence for Coal Mine He Accidentally Discovered While Digging Own Grave theshovel.com.au/2023/11/27/tan…

‘It’s Not Our Fault People Keep Running Into Bullets’, Netanyahu Says theshovel.com.au/2024/04/03/its…

Bruce Lehrmann Suddenly Remembers He Initiated This Fucking Trial theshovel.com.au/2023/11/28/bru…

MELBOURNE! Get 20% off for the next 24 hours.

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Angry shoppers say they are furious to find Hot Cross Buns already on supermarket shelves, despite the fact it is still 382 days until Easter theshovel.com.au/2023/04/13/hot…