'I was walking back from synagogue when I happened to bump into a Mossad security agent and a film crew. I urgently needed to cross the road directly against the flow of a huge demonstration, and so I accused the police of antisemitism...'

Two coked up divorced dads linked up.

This.

So let me get this straight...

When lefties go near a war memorial we're bad people

But when foaming right wingers climb all over it with their cans of Stella, it's patriotic?

Right

Oh don’t worry … he will find a way. Imagine if he and his government had out so much time effort and money into something that would actually improve the lives of British people. Imagine if he has tackled child poverty or NHS waiting lists with the same vigour. People’s

So let me get this straight Sunak...

You've just announced you have 25 courtrooms and 150 judges able to sit and hear these cases so the planes can take off???

But rape victims are waiting YEARS for any semblance of justice..
Because the courts are FULL????
You're a disgrace

All the helmets sending Tommy Robinson money so he can snort beak in Spain? You really are the dopiest cunts going, Tommy's a fucking con man, & not even a good one. He's a fucking little nugget taking you're money. That makes you Robinson supporters grade A fucking knobheads🤣🖕

Wow. Watch this. James Daly MP becoming increasingly embarrassing on Sky News . He pushed the Greater Manchester Police to start an investigation into Angela Rayner's council house affairs. GMP had already said they did not need to investigate.

Now James Daly is refusing to

The moment the Tory Party is electorally wiped out can’t come soon enough

#PMQs #PoliticsLive

Whatever your thoughts about a Mayor in the Brussels region shutting down an event full of far right goons, it’s important to remember that Suella Braverman, who was there, is a massive fan of banning peaceful gatherings.

I was just in a men’s public restroom. There were feminine hygiene products available for free.

So I finished washing and drying my hands and went about my day completely unbothered by things that don’t affect me.

Because I’m not a pansy-ass little snowflake.

The fact Laura Kuenssberg is pushing Yvette Cooper to answer questions on Angela Rayner is appalling. Middle East events are far more important. Kuenssberg is intent on supporting Tory smoke screen. Get her off air, bring in Victoria Derbyshire: discuss serious issues. #bbclaurak

Kuenssberg breaks her neck to ask Yvette Cooper about Angela Rayner yet *completely* neglected to ask Victoria Atkins anything about William Wragg

She couldn’t be more a Tory apologist if she tried

#bbclaurak