Olodo

Same begging trait abroad people are saying about Nigerian women this morning. Same thing.

I paused for a sec..

Secret Harry Potter spells that works on IPhones (Siri)📱 🪄

1. If you say Hey siri and say “LUMOS” it turns your flashlight on, to turn it off your say “NOX”

2. If you “ASSIO” and say an app it will open the app

Try it and let me know if it works 🪄

“If they put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards”

A year later, and smallie never still get beards

A job

Sex isn't overrated, if you have experienced great sex, you'll never say it's overrated.

Delete one thing from Earth.

Most expensive mistakes in History

A THREAD

This 😂

Being able to read and assimilate once.

I would actually run mad

With the way dollar is rising if you land a remote job in tech and convert your salary to Naira, you’re made for life.

Having diamond eyes is another level of crazy fam

Final clearance in a public university in Nigeria

i-fitness dey learn

Last night I saw this guy walking one babe, when I was coming back like 1hr latter I still saw them talking and laughing like potential love birds, I just smile & I told my guy, the guy that will knack the babe won’t do that much, all he’ll do is have a car, live good life and…

''God go backyard go laugh after he create you' 💔😭

I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

The basic things you need to know in Excel

A thread 🧵