I try to understand people who don't believe the same things I believe. So I'm watching a Christian inspired series called The Baxters. I am appalled by the values claimed and shown by these people. They use their faith to gaslight each other and they are fundamentally horrible.

I'm taking the afternoon off to watch videos of people cutting cake.

I hate to be the one to have to tell all the loving dog owners this, but your dog doesn't go to the bathroom. If they do, that's miraculous, but mostly, they just pee and poop outside. You don't need to tell me they're going to the bathroom. Unless they know how to flush.

27 boxes packed. About 7,129 to go. 19 days til moving day.

My roots are wicked gray. I don't think I can go out tonight.

Cheers to people who wave at the camera. Everyone loves a picture of you with your arm in the air.

Is Dances with Wolves really fanfic for Shogun?

Dustbuster should really market their product as an electronic bug catcher.

I'm watching the new Prime show called Tracker. White guy is the star. White lesbians are his co-stars. Disabled black guy is support staff. Asian lady is ex-girlfriend. Why does the white guy always get to be the star?

Okay so no earthquakes or eclipses today. What are we all going to do?

For those of us who didn't buy eclipse glasses, enjoy a super boring day with me!

Success! I tried to make this a few weeks ago, and I flipped it upside down into the oven by accident. It was the biggest mess I've ever made in the kitchen. It's tasty, too. I'm all about cleaning out the fridge and pantry for the move in 22 days.

Cheers to the mansplainers. My vagina does prevent me from understanding basic concepts, so your ability to simplify things and explain them to me ad nauseaum, when I'm not even asking a question, is so helpful!
(Said no woman ever).

Why can't the screaming grocery store self check out machines have volume control the consumer can adjust?

It's impossible to write the word FRAGILE without saying it out loud like the dad in Christmas Story.

T-minus 23 days for my move. I've gotten some great moving tips here! Here's my tip for the day...
At the top and bottom of every box of fragile stuff, put a coat and a hats/gloves/scarves. Better for stacking and less waste.

I'm a really good writer. Not because I work hard at it but because it's easy for me and I'm not afraid to write crap. This doesn't apply to visual arts or music. I bought an art set so I can draw terrible things and let it suck. It's important to allow yourself to be terrible.

I love when I forget I'm wearing eye makeup and I rub my eye like I just woke up and then I look like I have a black eye.

Whenever I'm on a call with men, I'm 100% expected to take notes because I have a vagina. But I don't. So, there are no notes from those calls. Oh well, bros.

Earthquake anyone?