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Mr Pål Christiansen

@TheNorskaPaul

25/M🇻🇦: God & Country(s) 🇳🇴 🇬🇧 - I offer a very irreverent take on life, society & stupidity. Hold a B.A., in wit & sarcasm.👨‍🎓😊

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Jesus Christ in the Blessed Sacrament will be carried through the streets across the United States to mark the Feast of Corpus Christi on Sunday. Be a part of the procession and march with the King.

Video: Napa Institute

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Pope Francis has condemned the recent martyrdom of 14 in the Afrikan Democratic Republic of Congo - after they refused to convert to Islam.

L’Osservatore Romano reported in North Kivu members of the ISIS-affiliated militia called the “Allied Democratic Forces” were

Pope Francis has condemned the recent martyrdom of 14 #Catholics in the Afrikan Democratic Republic of Congo - after they refused to convert to Islam. L’Osservatore Romano reported in North Kivu members of the ISIS-affiliated militia called the “Allied Democratic Forces” were
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Finland's newly elected President, Alexander Stubb, met with reindeer herders, citizens & members of the Sámi parliament in Inari last week.😃

The visit to Finnish Lapland started Thursday, in Nuorgam & Utsjoki where local issues were brought to his attention.

Finland's newly elected President, Alexander Stubb, met with reindeer herders, citizens & members of the Sámi parliament in Inari last week.😃 The visit to Finnish Lapland started Thursday, in Nuorgam & Utsjoki where local issues were brought to his attention.
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Romantic farmer Tom Heald stunned his girlfriend by mowing 'marry me' into his field before luring her there & popping the question recently.😃

He’s from Somerset with a field at Hinckley Point & now-fiancee, Chloe Morley could hardly of said no ? 💍👨‍🌾

Romantic farmer Tom Heald stunned his girlfriend by mowing 'marry me' into his field before luring her there & popping the question recently.😃 He’s from Somerset with a field at Hinckley Point & now-fiancee, Chloe Morley could hardly of said no ? 💍👨‍🌾
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Evening & almost back home from holiday adventures in the Baltics.😁
I’d recommend Vilnius in Lithuania as we found the city a very safe & reasonably priced place, people are lovely too. 💯

I took a few pictures Thursday night of Minsk in Belarus where my dad is based whilst

Evening & almost back home from holiday adventures in the Baltics.😁 I’d recommend Vilnius in Lithuania as we found the city a very safe & reasonably priced place, people are lovely too. 💯 I took a few pictures Thursday night of Minsk in Belarus where my dad is based whilst
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Ah it’s 8pm & that’s it from us & Lithuania. It’s been a lovely week here & really enjoyed it but the final supper beckons & luggage to pack.

7am I’m on the train to Belarus for two days as haven’t seen my dad for two years but no tweeting as can be, problematic there.🤐

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Ah it’s 8pm & that’s it from us & Lithuania. It’s been a lovely week here & really enjoyed it but the final supper beckons & luggage to pack. 7am I’m on the train to Belarus for two days as haven’t seen my dad for two years but no tweeting as can be, problematic there.🤐 Until
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Stunning images captured the moment the sea lit up with vibrant bioluminescent plankton at Sheerness Beach in Kent recently.

Called the 'Northern Lights of the ocean', it’s caused by small creatures in the sea that emit light when disturbed by motion & a quite rare event.😯

Stunning images captured the moment the sea lit up with vibrant bioluminescent plankton at Sheerness Beach in Kent recently. Called the 'Northern Lights of the ocean', it’s caused by small creatures in the sea that emit light when disturbed by motion & a quite rare event.😯
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Poor harvests across the Med’ caused by bad weather, disease & drought have driven up the price of the oil in the UK.

Criminals have flooded the market with olive oil, diluted with sunflower, lamp or canola oil, with 450 litres seized near Lisbon, Portugal only last week.🥴

Poor harvests across the Med’ caused by bad weather, disease & drought have driven up the price of the oil in the UK. Criminals have flooded the market with olive oil, diluted with sunflower, lamp or canola oil, with 450 litres seized near Lisbon, Portugal only last week.🥴
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For todays lunch we went to a ‘mom & pop’ type restaurant called Senoji Trobele, which was recommended.

I had the loveliest spicy pork sausages I’ve ever tasted with a cabbage dish & Sash had a rolled pork thing stuffed with cheese which to me tasted unusual but he liked it.😋

For todays lunch we went to a ‘mom & pop’ type restaurant called Senoji Trobele, which was recommended. I had the loveliest spicy pork sausages I’ve ever tasted with a cabbage dish & Sash had a rolled pork thing stuffed with cheese which to me tasted unusual but he liked it.😋
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On Sunday we visited Kalnu Parkas which features ‘Hill of Three Crosses’.

It’s where 7 Franciscan friars were beheaded at the top in the 1300’s & firstly marked with wooden crosses but a new monument was erected in 1989 after the Soviets destroyed a previous one from 1916.

On Sunday we visited Kalnu Parkas which features ‘Hill of Three Crosses’. It’s where 7 Franciscan friars were beheaded at the top in the 1300’s & firstly marked with wooden crosses but a new monument was erected in 1989 after the Soviets destroyed a previous one from 1916.
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I’m looking forward to appearing on BBC Question Time, but I won’t be signing up to their woke Diversity & Inclusion monitoring! ❌

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A pinkish, eyeless fish discovered in an underwater cave deep in the Wujiang River System's underground streams, which is blind with its eyes appearing as black dots under its skin.

Some appear to have weak vision & could offer exceptional cases for evolutionary studies -

A pinkish, eyeless fish discovered in an underwater cave deep in the Wujiang River System's underground streams, which is blind with its eyes appearing as black dots under its skin. Some appear to have weak vision & could offer exceptional cases for evolutionary studies -
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Social Security & Labor Minister Monika Navickiene forecasts that the minimum monthly wage in may cross the €1,000 pre-tax threshold - if Brussels agrees.

This will surpass the poverty risk threshold & come into force in 2025 but yet to be finalised.

The Farmers &

Social Security & Labor Minister Monika Navickiene forecasts that the minimum monthly wage in #Lithuania may cross the €1,000 pre-tax threshold - if Brussels agrees. This will surpass the poverty risk threshold & come into force in 2025 but yet to be finalised. The Farmers &
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Hi folks & on our final day in Vilnius😟it’s been warm but a little overcast.

We’ve fitted in the places we wanted to visit & tomorrow morning I’m on the train for four hours to see my dad in Minsk which should be. . . Fun. 🚂🥴😂

Hi folks & on our final day in Vilnius😟it’s been warm but a little overcast. We’ve fitted in the places we wanted to visit & tomorrow morning I’m on the train for four hours to see my dad in Minsk which should be. . . Fun. 🚂🥴😂
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