'You are at the zoo. It's crowded. You arrive at the bear exhibit when a man approaches you.'

'I jump'

'Into the bear exhibit?'

'Worst a bear would do is maul me, Mr. Deckard'

You look at me
But you don't see
Understand I'm a sinner
Don't corner me
Don't lecture me
Raise your hands
You're a sinner

Gm! Time to spin the wheel and see which Kurt Russell I am today

We are listening

'Hehe you drink milk? Like a baby? Lmao. How Kitsch.'

'...'

Forget astrology. Which 1980's 'Literally Me' is literally you?

“Then I left it to simmer while I prepared a vegetable for a side dish”

“AHH SCARY I DONT WANT TO BE GAY”

If Todd hired me we'd have Elder Scrolls 6 out Summer 2025 and Fallout 5 out the November 2026.

And they'd both be the best in the series.

'W-what do you mean you can tell who I voted for along with my personal stance on every issue?'

'Your face says it all, impjak. As does mine. The fact this is even possible vendicates me btw.'

'I don't understand!'

'Trust the science'

Gm gm

Thanks everyone for 10k! You are all beautiful and I love you.

'And then alone in the woods... you run into a.... WOMAN!'

'AHHH STOP TOO SCARY AHHH!'

This will be my campaign slogan.

America if we got rid of our government and replaced it with me