Jenks
@TheLostBride
Welcome aboard the deep sea tourist submersible of my thoughts.
He/Him.
Bad Artist. Ok Vegan.
"quintessentially British awkwardness"
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05-01-2009 15:52:32
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We'd known this kid for YEARS, played with him, been to his house, eaten his mother's food.
All that time, he was just waiting.
And the thing is, despite what PuffinBooks and Dahl will have you believe, his glass eye wasn't disgusting or upsetting, the way his mind worked was.
The twits at PuffinBooks reminded me of this one time at school. In the playground, having a lovely time, when a kid said, 'Hey, watch this,' then took his glass eye out.
Thing is, none of us knew he had a glass eye.
Kids were running and screaming like it was a terror attack.
The Conservatives' social media manager was waking up naked and in the woods this morning, surrounded by empty cans, thinking, 'Boy, I hope I didn't tweet anything really stupid,' and the PuffinBooks social media wonk was like, 'Here, hold my eyeball...'