Wut. #Tesla #Software

Hate on, haters. I’ll be right there with you, apparently 😂

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I’m a terrible person for laughing at this

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My article for #MontereyBayParent .

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Some crap about my boobs. #mammograms #cancerprevention #breastcancer #MEN1 #MarriageLife
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Who cries about wild geese? I do, apparently. #parenting #collegebound #bittersweet
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I’ll go first: yes. Because I can’t sleep unless I’m naked.
And yes, the sleep study clinicians WERE surprised.

Inane Twitter Question of the Day: Do you sleep naked? Why or why not? #dumbquestion #Twitter #X #nudity #sleeping

And the freezer-burn flavor

Wiping ass first and taking names later

If I had to pick, it’d be from a translation of Pablo Neruda’s “The Son”—
“Like a great storm, we shook the tree of life down to the hiddenmost fibers of its roots; and you appear now, singing in the leaves, on the highest branch we reached with you.”

Being WAY too fucking loud

Easily b.).

Sticks and fishing nets in the backseat of my car. #boymom #momlife #epicmesses

Via Evil Skeletor Group, Facebook. #JasonAldean #SmallTown s #SmallTown

Things that need to be resurrected IMMEDIATELY:
Salads at McDonald’s
Toe rings
Wendy’s pitas
Souplantation
Billy Beez
Boneless wings at Burger King
Starbucks Banana Chocolate Vivano
Skip-it
Powerbars.
Anything else you’d add?

Okay, who do I have to blow for my job to be “beach”? #BarbieMovie #kenergy

Okay, Kate McKinnon stole my heart long ago with her Justin Bieber ad for Calvin Klein thing. But in the #Barbie Movie she was fucking excellent. #Barbie #comedy

Whoever buys this must be ballin’ outta control levels of rich #waynesworld #classic #TVads