He was boring. He was bad-tempered. He offered next to no insight. He predicted every single Premier League score incorrectly for a whole decade.
No one liked him. He says things like “top of the woke league”. Still, there goes the best damn pundit we ever had

People saying Labour shouldn’t allow this man to join them. You do realise that Labour can’t win the general election unless they persuade the paedophile descendants of Adolf Hitler to join them?

calling somebody who was a tory MP yesterday, through cameron's austerity, may's hostile environment, johnson & truss, a comrade is just very funny

This is what the world looked like before mass immigration: pink-faced elders hanging out in assembly halls, just vibing out to Ann Widdecombe. This is what the Far Left/Islamist alliance wants to topple. We must fight our children

They used to at least wait a few days between “I’ve been cancelled” and “check out my new Netflix comedy special”, now they’re doing it in consecutive paragraphs

Well I'm looking forward to Dawn of the Rise of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes: Still Apin'

I would perform the music of The Beatles, passing it off as my own, and become a worldwide music sensation. In doing so I would find myself drifting away from Ellie (Lily James), only realising my love for her once she has become intimidated by my success

Interesting spelling of ‘dezinformatsiya’. I believe we have a similar word in English

Imagine the nineties, except we keep inviting Serbian politicians on to explain all these executed civilians tied their own hands then shot and buried themselves, and that’s pretty much what all of this has been all along.

In 2020, no horses did a runner
In 2021, no horses did a runner
In 2022, no horses did a runner
In 2023, no horses did a runner