According to Trump, Joe Biden is a sleepy, dementia- riddled old man who doesn’t know how to tie his own shoes, yet he’s an evil genius who rigged an entire election, framed his political opponent in four separate trials and made millions under the table while in office.

It’s crazy how quickly Donald Trump lowered the bar for the expectations millions of Americans have for their presidential candidate, especially evangelicals. Openly adulterous, narcissistic, greedy and unkind on a level unbefitting a construction foreman, much less a president.

Hey Republicans, Trump had four years to secure the border, build the wall and make “Mexico pay for it” and he didn’t get it done. All he did was make thousands of children suffer by tearing them away from their parents and scattering them around the country. You are hypocrites.

Name one person in Trump’s family or circle of friends who hasn’t been humiliated by him or his actions? Now tell me how he’s a “good Christian man”? And before you say some bullshit like “we’re all sinners”, then why not support someone like Biden, who hadn’t committed adultery?

One conclusion a person can quickly come to from these trials is that absolutely everyone in Donald Trump’s circle of friends are horrible people too.

GOP evangelicals: You say “America needs more God”. Tell me how you can want more God in America while simultaneously supporting an unrepentant, narcissistic heathen who cheated on all 3 wives and brags about sexually assaulting women? Explain it, so I know how to be “Christian”

The headlines should read “area man who pleaded the fifth 400 times says Michael Cohen can’t be trusted”

BREAKING: In another one of her daily bouts of cognitive dissonance, insurrectionist and relict hominid Marjorie Taylor Greene (pictured below at a Trump rally), says Mike Johnson betrayed the GOP because he voted to fund Ukraine.

A note I made in my phone. No fucking idea what it means. None at all.

Stormy Daniels?🤔

Hounddog

It was a mild winter by our standards but mild in Manitoba is -20C nights so the hens stayed indoors all winter. They’re practically giddy with excitement at roaming the yard again.

Money in lieu of troops to fight a nemesis is a great deal,Goober. It’s like that time you gave your kids $100 to go to the movies so you could go to that play, blow smoke in people’s faces and crank your date’s dick in front of hundreds of people and at least one security camera

Why is twitter asking me if I “really wanted to say that” again. Yes twitter. I’m all out of fucks. I really meant to say that.

Turns out the company that put up Trump’s bond doesn’t have the money either. aol.com/york-ag-letiti…

BREAKING: Disheveled geriatric man seen wondering why he’s being treated like the poorly educated he relies on to pay his legal fees.

“I am a young, vibrant man. I look at Joe, I don’t know about him”
~Donald Trump