I made it on the Irving news for the eclipse 🤙🏻

these bushes aren’t going to know what hit them tomorrow

honing thy blade*

hedge trimmers

hummingbird feeders
relaxing on the porch swing
cold beer in my hand

sco papatui manaa ?

wearing boots with no socks

just another whore with daddy issues trying to fill the void with other men lmfaoooo go to therapy you slut

I still haven’t tried these…

Sorry, not going to fall for this. Again.

it should be legal to bonk people on the head with these when they say something stupid

just checked the weather for this weekend

doing some spring cleaning this weekend*

* drinking the 30 beers in my fridge

people hate modern art these days

OJ dying made me think about my favorite joke, law enforcement and the judicial system

this just makes the whole Khloe Kardashian conspiracy so much funnier

all of these pictures and i just noticed what the top shadows are

getting arrested by the Paw Patrol must be soooooo embarrassing