aaaaand this is why we should have shut this shit down when it was just alt right comedy podcasters saying it

MINUTE 128: Things seem bleak until General Organa gets a haunting visit from her brother Wormie and guest commentator Crystal Beth! Listen to us wherever you get #podcasts or get ectoplasmic at StarWarsMinute.com/YouTube #StarWars #TheLastJedi #MoviesByMinutes #Leia #Luke #Crait

Comedy is wild because you'll see someone perform at a dive bar and think "they're pretty funny, just need some practice", then the next week you see them on Fallon and google them to discover their mom is the NBC peacock and their dad is Henry Kissinger.

Remember to be mad at the big companies for delaying your shows by not treating their workers in with respect.

The largest reservoir in the US is drying up. The water there has dropped more than 140 feet in the last two decades. But the US isn’t the only country experiencing abnormally dry weather conditions.

BREAKING: Hayden Christensen is set to reprise his role as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader in the upcoming Ahsoka Disney+ series. bit.ly/3pskXXK He was previously confirmed to be involved in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series as well.

Rosario Dawson confirms Hayden Christensen’s role in the Ahsoka series:

An adult in my house did this.

I never tweet. The Penguin is making me tweet. I left the theater feeling like I was a kid again, walking out to the car with my dad in blissful tears just wanting to be in the movies and create fun shit! I DIE IT WAS JUST WONDERFUL. Three days until I can see it again!!

Nations must act now before it is ‘too late’ Ukraine's president has told Sky News that his country cannot stop the war against Russia on its own and that millions could die if the world does not act now to stop the bombing news.sky.com/story/ukraine-…

A few people reached out and yes that was me on the news. I grabbed the clip.

Hi Ben, I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up... ❤️- Mar🐫 x.com/HamillHimself/…

Best week of my life so far!

MINUTE 18: We’re delighted guest commentator Crystal Beth is here but #Beckett & #Val don't feel the same way about Corporal Solo! Listen to us wherever you get #podcasts, on YouTube or at StarWarsMinute.com! #MoviesByMinutes #StarWars #Disney #Solo #MxM

Applies to restaurant reviews as well. There is no value in them.

Still my favorite tweet of all time.

Is "Lando's Closet" the horniest cue in the Solo score? Crystal Beth joins me to discuss this pressing matter in Solo minutes 66-70! starwarsmusicminute.libsyn.com/solo-14-romanc…

I posted yesterday's Guess the Tune with a ton of hints, because I thought no one would recognize the song. I was wrong! People came out of the woodwork to express their love for "In a Big Country" by Big Country. 😮

Just like that

hey you know you can leave twitter without telling us right