Sun’s out, trees are green, summer’s in the air, “1989 (Taylor’s Version)” is playing at full volume in my car

Absolutely disgusting footage of the assault on a professor by police at Washington University in St. Louis. The professor is in the hospital with broken ribs and a broken arm.

It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!

Howard Dean got too excited and it kept him from the ticket,

Noem had to admit to killing a puppy

I have no clue what this cat would do if I ever returned to an office.

it physically pains me that taylor swift can do this but chooses not to

Coffee by the begonias. ☕️🌸

This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6

POV: After signing my acceptance letter to Mizzou.

Embracing his Iowa roots.*

*going absolutely feral over corn

my least favorite thing about this new era of concert culture is giving fans one day notice to decide if they want to purchase tickets (all of which are now priced astronomically) for a show 9 months from now for an album WE HAVENT HEARD YET

You can’t just show up for a half marathon and run it without signing up!!!! That’s not how that works!!!!

oh evermore i’m so sorry😭

Happy 'Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?' day to those who celebrate

I’m in denial??? That Memorial Day Weekend??? Is in three weeks???

May is just 3 days away.
#TimothéeChalamet

Idk, I think it’s kind of weird that people feel the need to look through the Ring footage and make TikToks of their delivery people doing mundane things on the job.

“All the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting MORE”

If you have to start your response with “this isn’t shade to MLK” you probably tweeted something bad!