This is so laughably absurd I can't believe anyone could even type the words without the laughter shaking the phone out of their hands

I do love being called "elite" by literally the richest man in the world.

Any publisher for any site on the web will tell you this is false. Twitter is invaluable as a news source and for seeing what's happening in real time, but as far as driving traffic/revenue to an editorial outlet, its value is effectively nil.

I will be dating Pete Davidson next.

Proposed sequel to On The Origin of Species: “On the Destination of Species.” And then you open the book and it’s just a centerfold of a crab.

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They sure lit that candle AD ASTRA

good work team we broke him in less than one Truss

This is Lorna. She had us at hello. Literally. 12/10

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If this is the end, I'm actually sad to see Twitter go. It was mostly fun, especially interacting with so many of you. Hopefully we'll all find each other somewhere out there. Stay safe. Be kind.

THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT

pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)

Hi all. I don't tweet much anymore because the fun got sucked out of it by you know who. I've got some cool news to share soon, but for now, be kind. Oh, and this blue check was fun for a while but I'll be glad it's gone. There's no scenario where I'd pay to create content.

Some news! My new book, Budget Travel for Dummies, will be available in January! Guess I need to hurry up and finish writing it...

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022