The word of the day is overstimulated

Waiting for the Bonnaroo lineup to drop like.... #bonnaroo2024

Happy Birthday Boss 🥳 49 + 3 today! 🎉😉

*me taking notes for the neighbor kids*

Shout-out to all my Virginia friends getting snow. Love that for y'all as much as I love not having snow in north Carolina 🤣

This wind be trynna blow me off the face of the Earth

I really hope that groundhog is right this time

It's crazy how much trash you find on the road in the city considering we have city employees picking up our trash bins. Where y'all taking your trash bags? All ya gotta do is put it in the can.

I really wish I got that workout high that motivates you to tackle the day. I don't. I can easily go back to sleep for another two hours.

Never let someone discredit your progress

I've always been skeptical that history repeats itself, but omfg it really does.

But no teleportation yet ...

All signs point to electric Forest next year

Bro you had one fucking job

And I give up my week to sin. It's called balance

In the words of my best friend's son -- Do Better.

No place for this kind of violence... Might I direct you to January 6th sir...

I have found myself talking more like Red Foreman daily. My foot is always going up someone's ass in some creative way

If you take my SSN, you get the debt too. No takesies-backsies

Just drove right by the plane on 840 and was still surprised even though I got the push alert. I'm so out of touch.