😂😂😂 you made my day, son. No, not you! The tall and slender one. Can't stop watching his movements. I am going home now. 😂

Pesi inatafutwo sanu 😃

No, sir. I am very weak.

▶️Now it is Limoblaze ft. Annatoria 'PUT IT ON GOD'

Ah! Keep it playing baby.

Aquatic vs. terrestrial PhD holders 🤣

Listening on replay 'Stay with Me' - Annatoria.

#NowPlaying

NM-AIST through the Artificial Intelligence & Complexity Sciences of the School of CoCSE has organized a boot camp to equip young minds with the world of artificial intelligence (AI).
Registration link : bit.ly/3wwSDc TZS 250,000 per Child.

📌

Congratulations to NM-AIST PhD. candidate Mr. Jonas Bayuo for publishing a paper in a high impact factor journal. Elsevier: Advances in Colloid and Interface Science (Impact Factor of 15.6)

Many congrats to Jonas and the team!

doi.org/10.1016/j.cis.…

- Wenyeviti wa mitaa
- Wenyeviti wa kata
- Watendaji wa mitaa
- Watendaji wa kata
- Madiwani
- Mbunge/ wabunge
- Wakurugenzi
- Wakuu wa wilaya,

ndani ya mkoa/mikoa husika hawawezi kabisa kufanya hadhara za kusikiliza kero za wananchi husika hadi aje mkuu wa mkoa? Kwenu ni hivyo?

USIOMBE kudaiwa na serikali; huwa wanataka chao leo leo kama siyo kesho. Sasa, wewe uwe ndo unaidai serikal; hakuna ofisi utaacha kuijua. Utazunguka hadi uzeeke au ufe na hutakaa upewe chako. Kwa ufupi, omba usidaiwe wala kuidai serikali.

Ni ile miji ukifika unauliza wenyeji, 'Hivi hapa mjini kati ni wapi?' 🤣🤣🤣 Unaongeza,

'Namaanisha ilipo Posta, Soko, au Stendi (ya zamani)'

🤣🤣

My student! I am a proud supervisor.

Ukimshtua usingizini ukamuuliza primary ulikuwa na umri gani?

Majibu yake:
- Nilikuwa naendesha taxi.
- Nilikuwa na taxi tatu.
- Nilikuwa kiranja mkuu.
- Nilikuwa kinyozi kwenye saluni nne.
- Nilikuwa wa kwanza kununua bodaboda.

😂😂

What are you trying to hide?

Reading this, you may be driven to think it probably happened in the 1980s. Nope. It happened in this modern age of advanced technology.

WATU wana mastress wanamkasirikia hadi Mungu. Yaani hawataki kusikia hata 'hayo mambo yenu ya Mungu'. Waonee huruma tu wakikujibu vibaya mtandaoni. Life is tough. Be kind. Usijibishane nao. Cortex imeshafunga. Haipokei tena ushauri.

KULIKO umpige mwenzi wako bora kila mmoja wenu achukue njia yake kwa amani. Hapo vipi?

If you can bully, bully the devils in you.

KUFANANA siyo kuwa sawa.