Respectfully, what the fuck are you doing

You could be one of my first 10,000 followers

Cowboys getting ready for their annual tradition of losing in the first round of the playoffs

CNBC confirms:

“Entrepreneur and writer David Sacks was found dead this morning in the closet of his Bay Area home. The cause of death is asphyxiation. Police believe Sacks was engaged in a sexual act and consider the death an accident.”
cnbc.com/2023/06/01/dav…

Wow, become leader of some of the worst human beings alive and look what it gets you

Malignant klancer

Just so you know, these are all regretted user minutes.

Does one of my friends need a bluesky invite

Inventing a trolley problem to get mad at.

Everyone making fun of how X searches will take you to porn sites, like XVideos. But Twitter's brand succeeded because it was an animal: a bird.

So, all he needs to do is choose another innocent animal to fit the brand, like a hamster, and everything will be fine.

This gift horse's mouth is disgusting!

The ruler is actual size.

What's so wild about this is that all it would take is one person with a pillow to walk into Clarence Thomas's hospital room when he's sleeping and wake him up to have a long conversation about why he change his vote for the good of the country.