I think I was Seabiscuit in a previous life. We

—are runners who don’t look like runners
—are prone to overeating
—have an irrepressible urge to pass people/horses in front of us

BRB gotta go win the Santa Anita Handicap race or something

Went to check my percentage of Irish on Ancestry. Uh, I don’t have Irish anymore. It’s mostly Scottish and now…French? I had no idea that learning French on Duolingo would alter my DNA.

But…Happy St Patrick’s Day!

And/or come learn with me!

savvyauthors.com/community/clas…

Come see me!

sites.highlands.edu/humanities/hig…

What is dead in my fridge, and why is it always leftover broccoli?

My cat will NOT hush, and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to live, laugh, and love in these conditions.

It’s been a while, but…Tea Cups, Bitches!

Parent: what are you going to do when life happens? You gonna be scared? You gonna cry? #overheardatDisney

(About to get on Dinosaur)

LRT: Mom coms. I love it.

I'm SO EXCITED FOR THIS BOOK & FOR Sally Kilpatrick!!! She's going to make Momcoms happen! <3 #NewBookNews #NewDealNews #AmAgenting 🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖🍾🥂🥳🤣💜📚📖