“Your mom kinda freaked me out.”

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And now a moment of appreciation for the finer things in life ... and, as an added bonus, there’s a Jets joke in here somewhere too.

Andy Kaufman identified as unpinnable.

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Four touchdowns, including the game-winner, in the 1966 city championship game. Put respect on the man’s name.

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I’m not saying starting pitching as we once knew it is dead, but Jack Morris’ 10-inning Game 7 shutout was only 33 years ago and it’s like he’s some fucking Bible character now.

If you’re going to cast a vote, it might as well be for the goddamn best …

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I feel like if some great motherfucker came along and started wielding his putter like a sword after birdies again we’d all immediately be on that guy’s side.

This photo has it all: Herm Edwards, Cris Collinsworth, two stunned cheerleaders, and some guy just fucking driving a sedan across the field.

The Braves made a bold move in 1979 when they hired chlamydia to be their mascot.

Who the hell are we to argue with Robert Plant? He has the sample size to reach conclusions.

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I’m not saying that wearing our shirts makes you better than other people.

Ok, maybe I’m saying that.

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If you even dream anyone has ever done more expert carburetor work than this redneck, you better wake up and fucking apologize.

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Johnny Lawrence, a young man who just wanted to compete to the best of his ability and was denied by a fucking cheater.

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When I was a kid I thought Lovey Howell was about 88 years old. Now I’m like “There was a pretty strong third option on that island.”

Because great baseball starts with learning the proper fundamentals.

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The Dom Perignon of elementary school.

The premier oil man and company in the history of the goddamn state of Texas and everybody fucking knows it.

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It was always a great day when these sweet bastards showed up in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

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They don’t make beer vendors like they used to. This sweet bastard looks like he’s about to sling you a couple of brews for $1.20 and then perform Whipping Post in the 7th inning.