Gage and DeSoto knew if they could just get enough Ringer’s lactate in them to make it to the hospital, this staff of goddamn medical professionals would sure as hell take it from there.

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If there was one thing you could count on in the 70s, it’s that Sparky Anderson wasn’t about to miss a goddamn blue light special.

“Listen, we talkin’ about practice. Not a game. Not a game. Not the game. We talkin’ ‘bout practice, man. What are we talkin’ about? Practice? We talkin’ ‘bout practice, man.”

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If the announcer isn’t drunk and shirtless and putting the moves on attractive fans, it’s not really even baseball to me …

Oscar Robertson posted a triple-double that night then escaped and ate a guy's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, your mom, and all the moms who put up with all our stupid bullshit and loved us anyway. My dad passed when I was five, so this young woman was pressed into single parenthood at age 28. I don’t deserve her, but I’m lucky to have her. Thanks, Mom. ❤️

Just your average dopey high school kid. Except for the part where he becomes a basketball god.

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From about 1983 to 1991, Phil Collins sang like every fourth song on the radio. If you were in your car with the radio on for 15 minutes, you heard Phil Collins at least once. That’s just how it was. I feel like everyone over 40 will confirm this to be accurate.

I can hear this photo creak and also see the impressions in my skin …

100% cotton sweet bastard detectors.

“Hey, man, is that …”

“You’re goddamn right it is.”

Be that fucking guy.

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Who better to trust for all your rock needs?

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Champion. Role Model. Philanthropist.

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I’ve always kinda wanted to drive a tractor. Get that sumbitch revved up to about 8 mph and then maybe throw on a little John Mellencamp. That’s gotta be pretty fucking satisfying.

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“Icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, before the other guys. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comes up then the game stop then start up.'

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No lies detected …

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Perhaps the most elite competitor in the storied history of dodgeball.

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Sure, Nixon won 49 states but nobody runs the table on George McGovern, motherfucker. Recognize.

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“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.”

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What this country needs right now is a good Cannonball Run.

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