The way some women would bill you with pride, you'll wonder if she kept money in your account.

Sometimes I wonder why I subscribed to Netflix, when I have this particular couple that fight every week 😭😂
It’s either they fight themselves or fight someone else. Crazy 😂

If you start liking someone, just block them.
Available for more relationship advice✌️✌️

Bad algorithm.

Poor engagements.

Followers keep decreasing.

This platform is not even as interesting as it used to be.

God please let me wake up to a BIG WIN tomorrow 🤲🤲

If not be my babe wey Dey gimme money, I for dun Dey carry gun 🥺

New media🗑

This girl caught me staring at her messup😖

What inspired your Twitter/X username?

I used to tolerate a lot because I didn’t want to lose people. Now I establish boundaries because I don’t want to lose myself.✌️✌️✌️

Female panties are just 2k, male boxer is 10k. Girls hope you see the difference 🚧
Don't insult a guy for wearing one boxer for a week.
Guys are you ok with this?

I dey use Titus sardine (1500) chop 200 naira loaf of bread.

Every week, Airtel claims I use over 15GB worth of data worth 4k.

It's alright. Nobody's fault. Na me talk say I no wan work as teacher. Sheybi, if I'm earning my 15k salary, I will manage garri and buy night sub

Love at first round is better than love at first sight

Being funny is an underrated blessing, ngl.

deliver us from evil oh Lord 🤲🏾

Up and grateful 🙏🏿

I know we are close friends but sorry , you still gotta ask for my permission before THAT Video Call .

For where I dey currently, 3 givers just lack.

Last year you said by this time you ………?

These days, words come to me according to sound and not their meaning.