The next time someone kills 60 people and injures 867 from across the street and 32 stories up with a knife, come talk to me and we can compare apples to apples.

I once interviewed a trans woman who was able to stockpile estrogen by not taking their their dose before getting the blood test and telling their doctor they had.

This led to the doctor upping their dosage, and allowed them to build a good back supply in case of HRT bans.

I loved Xanatos so much growing up. Every other line of dialogue from him was something like 'Damnation is a cold blade best gripped by one's own hand' and all five-year-old me could say is 'Yes. Uh huh. EXACTLY that.'

This improves the entire franchise for me.

Arizona choice activists are currently collecting signatures to put choice on the ballot this November. They have until July 3rd to submit 400K signatures, and they’ve already gathered over 500K. It would need a simple majority to pass.

great now I have to watch the Giant Punch Man Show

Studios don't understand how excited the youths would be about this. They're starving for art.

My honest to God prediction - Coppola's gonna spend an extra 100 million on distributing this himself and it'll do a lot better than studios are expecting. The dream of American Zoetrope will be fully realised.

Karaoke is about to get very weird for everyone but me

Everybody that been in jail wake up early.

My latest favorite thing about 'Star Trek: First Contact' (I have many favorite things about 'Star Trek: First Contact') is that Jonathan Frakes is 6'3' and still has to gaze up at James Cromwell like a toddler demanding uppies.

Bob Seger voice: 'Workin' on some Nightbitch'

Chris Pine plays a poolman-activist-undercover detective taking on a corrupt politician and a greedy land developer in Poolman, swimming into theaters on May 10.

10) There is a newly discovered mutation in avian flu in the most recent Texas man who was infected. The CDC says this mutation makes it more efficient for infection in mammals.

I mean, they aren't, they're speaking Portuguese. The audience gets to hear it in English because he's the viewpoint character for the Western audience, and they're reading enough subtitles as it is.

'Cowa-bummer, dude!' is far more universal.

Honestly Ordinary Van might be my favourite

the chicago river is like three stories below the artificially raised street level genuinely how the fuck did this car get down here

Breaking: The Florida Supreme Court just overturned decades of legal precedent — ruling that the State Constitution's privacy protections do NOT extend to abortion, effectively allowing Florida to ban the procedure after six weeks of pregnancy.