$TSLA driver burned alive after low-speed accident 💀 Minor front damage. Fire fighters found driver's body inside vehicle after flames were put out 🔥

$TSLA spontaneously burned 🔥🔥 Only the frame remains

$TSLA warns fanbois to only use ASS (actually smart summon) only on PRIVATE PROPERTY. Tesla fanbois still resposible for any damages 🤡

Elon / $TSLA won't honor fire warranty 🔥 " we will be amending our warranty policy to cover damage due to a fire, even if due to driver error. Unless a Model S owner actively tries to destroy the car, they are covered " (blog has since been deleted)

Pickup truck stalled on freeway $TSLA model X driver / FSD does not see truck and slams into it Model X instantly erupts 🔥🔥 "Safer than human drivers" 🤡 but it looks like 100% of the humans avoided hitting the stalled pickup.

Another day, another $TSLA saving the planet 🔥🌎🙏 #teslafires

$TSLA / Elon 🤡 "Our stores are .. unlike the traditional dealership with several hundred cars in inventory ..." Also $TSLA / Elon: Leave unsold inventory across the street, in mall parking lots or grass fields.

This is Waymo's coverage in SF Bay Area 🚕 👇 For 10/10 robotaxi event, $TSLA is trying to map out Warner Bros studio, which has no public traffic and is best known for producing fantasies 🦄 and fictions 🤡

However dumb you think these things look online, I promise you they look even dumber in person

Weird how $TSLA fanbois brag that Teslas are superior to ICE but celebrate huge Tesla accomplishments that are really mundane to ICE vehicles: 🚘 Driving coast-to-coast 🏖️ Going to the beach 🛻 Hauling 3000 lbs 💀 Not driving into oncoming traffic 🔥 Not catching fire

Elon switched from a green environmentalist 🌲🌱 to a white supremacist 🔼 faster than Tim Pool can say tovarishch

$TSLA fanbois when actually smart summon fails: 'show me proof of latest version' 🤡 Yet they never demand proof after highly edited / multi-take video of successful summon 🤡

$TSLA slams into parked box truck 🤡 No brake lights until a split second before the impact. Thankfully this was not a police car, firetruck or ambulance.

$TSLA cybertruck fanboi about to find out it's glued on 🤡

Who made this? 😂

That time when Leon called his good friend 'Jonathan' but the good friend's name is Andrew 🤡

$TSLA FSD still driving under these 'bridges' 🤡 'safer than humans' Anyone know a human that intentionally drive underneath these 'bridges' ... at full speed?

$TSLC cybertruck fanboi complained to SC manager about vehicle's damages and gaps 🤡 SC manager told him it was "within spec" 😂