🧵Apotemnophilia

In the 90s, Dr. Robert Smith, a surgeon at Falkirk Royal Infirmary, performed leg amputations on two men. Both men were perfectly healthy but suffering from apotemnophilia, a psychiatric condition involving the desire to have healthy limbs amputated./1

Someone doesn't know the difference between a team and a squad.

Not sure what game you watched mate, but none of this is true of the Cov v Utd semi final on Sunday.

Has anyone got a video of that Ben Sheaf tackle on Rashford?

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David This angle. Sickening. 🤢

I've always quite liked Pep, but in this interview he's sounding as bad as Klopp for his bitching about how hard his millionaires are treated being expected to play football matches.
Get real you pathetic little man. EFL clubs have to actually play as many ot more for a lot less!

🔁 | Retweet this tweet if you will be at this place tomorrow afternoon. #PUSB

Who signed this off? Not a single scoreline correct! This is utterly ridiculous.

The glazing of this house is around 33% of its floor area. However, new regulations in Part O §1 allow maximum glazing of 11-18%. So *half to two thirds* of these windows would be blocked up. Do the British people really need their Government to protect them from this building?

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It’s been set up by somebody I know and they asked if I could help them get started. Do your thing #PUSB #SkyBlues Twitter, They look MEGA!

Wembley again, Ole, Ole, 🐘🩵🏟️

Someone need to get a grip of this and end the insanity now! It's a boozer not a Post Office!

Okay, so.ive calmed down a bit now (despite spending the evening with a Bluenose!)
Yesterday was indeed awful. Worst performance of the season, and threw away our last chance of the Playoffs. But clearly, we aren't ready. We need a big summer desperately. 6-8 in and early. #PUSB

Does no team at the top of the Sky Bet Championship actually want to win it? This is getting ridiculous!

Imagine you could have your vote again with the benefit of hindsight, how would you have voted at the 2016 Brexit referendum? #Brexit

This shows just how big the gap between the Premier League and the Championship is. Cov's midfield 3 here is 0.64% of the cost of the next cheapest.
Also shows how good Mark Robins is to get us to be even mentioned in this list. To achieve the semis here is immense. #PUSB

April Fools!

#IndiaWilloughby is a woman.

Is the #Wales game on normal TV? #WALPOL