Look at him. Just look at him!

The Tories bang on about stopping the boats, the SNP have been managing to stop them for years.

Tony from Bullseye never wrote a fucking whimsical murder novel.

She's clearly never been.

Strong community note work here

Jeremy Vine must be kicking himself that he couldn't go all Emily Davison under those hooves.

Laurence Fox keeps his bank card in his phone case

Moses at the New York pro-Hamas encampment plays “Let my People Go, The Game Show”
“Should Hamas release the hostages?”
Courtesy of Jew Hate Database and Instagram.

Good thing it's not the Met in charge of this one, they'd just put some grainy photos up next Friday and ask if anyone recognises them.

The Reform loons will be along to blame this on Sadiq Kahn in five, four, three...

Those Beatles are the most hilariously shit Dr Who thing since Doom’s Day

I reviewed Maitlis, Goodall, Phillips, Warsi, Baddiel and others. Oh my.
thecritic.co.uk/politics-with-…

We all get a deserved chuckle out of Liz Truss's delusions of adequacy, but Humza Yousaf is an actual vegetable.

Every single postmaster convicted in Scotland was prosecuted by COPFS - headed by the Lord Advocate who is part of the Scottish Executive. The FM demanded justice in January -3 months later it seems that Scottish Government has done absolutely nothing while WM has drafted legislation

'What I want to know,” says an exasperated SNP backbencher, “is how we’ve ended up with a leader being held to ransom by f***ing cranks.” My The Scotsman column on growing tensions around the SNP-Green power-sharing deal: scotsman.com/news/opinion/c…

Can't wait for Midwits Assemble to John Terry Labour's landslide by claiming it was #ToriesOut1094 that got them over the line.

Wednesday

Imagine gathering so many people and Hucknall is the least cringe out of all of them.

That's Shōgun finished, then. Not sure anything else that comes along will be able to fill that hole.

Ian Kershaw's agent about to have a terrible idea.