You got nuts on yo phone

My dumb ass thought this was a corndog

It's Orth Day

Their confidence intervals cross, these are statistically the same choices

Half my mutuals

First place 🏆

Just played a game of beat the edible back to the hotel and won

If you see this post a knight

Stick up ya root kid and we won't have no trouble

Took my just under 4.5 with a pee break

Let's play a game called can I make it from southern CT to Atlantic City in under 4 hours

This is Jack Harlow

The European mind cannot comprehend

I'm fucking sorry did I see an ad for Fall River Mass on my Hulu

I got a spam email at work that started with, 'We found your Twitter...' and not in such a long time have I felt such doom

This fucker is not lasting a day inside

broke: complete a full pokemon challenge run in one video

woke:

Up and slightly to the leftist

I think its insane that the NBA just banned a player for life for gambling when I hear a 'DraftKings, the official sports betting partner of the NBA' commercial every break on the radio