The world is fine. It's the humans that are the problem.

HELP! I've been kidnapped by some VERY BAD People - they're threatening to take turns shoving their thumbs up my arse if I don't pay up! Please send £5000 urgently
#MarkMenzies

How do you make an octopus laugh?

with Ten Tickles..

*This joke is so dumb but makes my kids fall over laughing every single time😂

#eveningseasonings

Well, you're not going to lock yourself in a room with a Tory MP for minimum wage, are you?

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The conversation gets worse after each picture. 😭😭

Satan

This did make me smile 😂😂😂😂

So it's true.

Immigrants indeed doing the jobs that absolutely no resident is prepared to do.

“Suspended Tory MPs sir - thousands of em”

3 months ago,a perfect stranger invited me to his flat, his friend invited me to another apartment,it was there that I slipped and impaled myself on his crotch and realised these were illegal immigrants.I immediately phoned tory party admin to ask for £5k to pay bad these people.

“Oh I’m a Conservative and I’m OK,
“I sleep all night and I work some days,

“I visit dodgy blokes off Grindr,
And get imprisoned in flats …” 🎶🎶🎶

Sometimes I almost worry about you humans, almost.

Group of parrots in a palm tree.

That's a shame, sounds like he was personally responsible for a lot of Colombian trade.

Kudos to the creator!

🤣🤣🤣

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