Three tickets to Challengers please

“How ya doin’ Sweetheart how’s about we share skin care routines over some dinner tonight? Hehe”

When I say I want “dinner and a show” this is what I mean

“Ohhh! What’s so creepy ‘bout that?”

I’ve had panic attacks in places you can’t even dream of

Big chungus

Could be us this summer

Men apologizing for something that they’re definitely gonna do again

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The type of love story you wanna tell your kids about ⚓️

Heading out on a Friday night like:

Knowing I deserve a good weekend after I spent all week hating what I do for a living

Can’t believe the Falcons would draft this guy in the first round

The guy in question:

I just want someone who loves me like Ralphie loves the movie ‘Gladiator’

Having to figure out what to eat for dinner every night

“Mudda fucka better have the money ya owe me”