temporarily logging back on to say I WENT SWIMMING TODAY!! I managed nine and a half lengths before my legs decided to call it a day. Feeling tired, but the good sort of tired, like I've really earned it, you know?

yeahhhh twitter is absolutely decimating my mental health so I'm getting outta here while I still can. Will return whenever

my favourite sub genre of men is angry divorced reactionaries who go off the deep end because it's easier to blame the queers than take responsibility for your own masculine shortcomings

congratulations!

call me a homo again and see what happens bruh

Jack Lemmon died on this date in 2001 and I’ve just remembered one of my favourite gravestones.

HOLY SHIT IT GETS BETTER HE USES THAT LINE EVERY TIME HE SEES SOMEONE TALK ABOUT LONG COVID

IT'S A SHIT LINE HON!! FIND SOME NEW MATERIAL STAT

ooh edgy boy liking his own tweets over here! I'm surprised you can still tweet with all the tinfoil on your head mate x

This is true of every issue. At some point people are going to have to figure out that demands for endless additional linguistic qualifications (rather than, say, changes in a coalition-building agenda), are basically just semantic point-scoring.

I think about this capo placement far too much. This should have been the end of him.

Twitter has damaged my brain more than Long Covid ever could

sophia braithwaite No one should pretend to have nuanced dialogue on twitter. There should be an acceptance that twitter is a pub brawl lol. The second you set your expectations any higher than that, you're gonna be disappointed