Happy birthday to ME 🎂

They don’t even greet each other 😂

Dem no dey even greet themselves 😂😂

A Chelsea fan asked me when I’m waking up tomorrow morning, I said 5 and he’s angry.

Did I say something wrong?

Chelsea refused to say Havertz name😂

Chelsea fans look between 4 and 6 on your keyboards😁

Girl: Please give me another chance

Me: No

Girl: but we just finished knacking, so who am I to you now?

Me: Look between “Z” and “C” on your keyboard

Look between J and L on your keyboard

Examiner: Look between “T” and “U” on your keyboard and answer the following question

Question:

…? was Malcolm …? (look between Z and C on your keyboard) mudered?

Examiner: Look between “T” and “U” on your keyboard and answer the following question

Question: … was Malcom (look between Z and C on your keyboard) mudered?

I’m the entire keyboard 😁

Girl: Please give me another chance

Me: No

Girl: but we just finished knacking, so who am I to you now?

Me: Look between “Z” and “C” on your keyboard

Insanely useless

❤️

Aunties back then acted like drug dealers when giving us money as goodbye package.

The world gained a foodie

Miracle Ehi Murphy ❤️🥰
That’s my name 😌

Man U players na to the shake hands with Onana after saves them sabi

Want Arsenal to win the league

Are you not entertained? 🥶