The metal gear craving is back

Gonna be honest I didn’t even know that account was even still a thing. Thought it went the way of the dodo a while ago

I cook da pasta

The “You’ll own nothing and be happy” thing is getting proven again

Huh?

You know what time it is

This fucking rocks

“The retardation inside me burned brighter than the fire around me”

Replaying through fallout 3 again has been pretty comfy

Shooting the breeze with the land lord about how people in the area keep breaking into sheds and cars to steal bikes and guns

Her: “Thank god I don’t have any guns! Do you have any? Actually never mind don’t tell me anything.”

Me: “That’s for the best.”

Cooked a general tso chicken for tonight

Imagine your whole driver side door popping off while over the interstate

I stopped eating hot Cheetos years ago when I found out when set on fire they give off a green flame and burn like a candle