Relentless Forward Progress

This is the way it should be done everywhere. God bless Florida

This is the most important thread you will read this year.

URGENT: Please read thread below. We have just days to convince the Senate NOT to pass a “terrifying” law (Ron Wyden) that will force U.S. businesses to serve as NSA spies. CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW using this call tool (click below or call 202-899-8938). 1/25 act.demandprogress.org/call/no-on-sec…

If you work at a US tech firm, this bill could transform your whole company into a spy machine—whether you like it or not—and will be voted on in DAYS. The 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲 needs to be lobbying to kill this thing. This is what a red alert looks like.

#ApesFollowApes still work

THE MONKE STAYS ON

JUST IN: Coinbase releases new #Bitcoin halving commercial 👀

Solana went down to 8 and then to 200

BAYC might go down to 8 and then to 200

History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes

An interesting dynamic is occurring where the only people that own apes are ones who want to be in the club..

Almost like Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 is actually building cool shit

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Gm to 19 of us left. Mutant Monday lives on 🫡

Happy Tax Day everyone. Reminder on this day 28 years ago deadbeat Grandma Gilmore refused to pay her taxes and had her home seized by the IRS. Starting the domino effect that eventually lead to Gilmore joining the tour and me losing another gold jacket. Thanks a lot Grandma.

@amuse Children should never be castrated. Crazy that this even needs to be said.

Good morning.

Just prayed, read the Bible, hit the gym, and acquired more bitcoin. Standard procedure. Now it's time for work.

Start the week as you intend to continue!

2050 price predictions:

Median US house: $2.8M
Median new car: $140k
$BTC: $4M
$ETH: $85,000
$WIF: $487
Gallon of milk: $32
Bored Ape floor: $100,000,000

Let's call this what it is: encouraged AND celebrated cheating at the hands of the 'adults' in the room.

So many fingers to point, but shame on the parents, the schools, the boy, our weak administration, and OSSA Sports Academy

Simply Buy #Bitcoin

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God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes buff.ly/4aTJY2B

They said Chet wouldn’t hold up

Today he’ll become one of only six players in the league this season to start all 82