Pics just in of the fence used to ring fence the fighting fund.

Live shot from the control room as Reporting Scotland says “Scotland has been branded a global embarrassment”.

The GE this year really just feels like another Tory leadership election.

Watching Hibs struggle against Leveinball while actually waiting for paint to dry. I’ve had better Saturday afternoons.

Slog back up the M6 car park yesterday rewarded me with a chipped windscreen that’s turned into a crack. Does claiming this on insurance whack your policy up next time? (Probably a rhetorical question).

“Une pression. Leffe, s’il vous plais”
“Grande?”
“Oui, merci.”

*checks menu, “grande” is 1L at €4.90 per 25cl*

Z’ut alors.

Dieppe beach huts not getting much use, c’est blawing un houlie maintenant.

Favourite bit of a new hotel is figuring out how the shower works. In an independent Scotland thermostatic shower controls would be standardised and operate under strict legislation.

Wandering around leafy Shiplake / Henley on Thames. Actually saw two real life detectorists in a field.

Can’t recall what I asked for in the Turkish barbers there but pretty sure it wasn’t “a Jacob Rees-Mogg”. Does Baby Bio work on hair?

The clear-out continues.

Having a clear-out and found this old copy of The List from 1991. Check the first letter. ‘Twas ever thus.

No wonder cats have evolved to have a permanent smile #goals

‘How would you feel if they changed the colour of the Scotland flag on one of your shirts?’ Naebody cared mate because we aren’t all desperate to be offended by everything.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Mad that Russian elections are in the hands of a megalomaniac oligarch, in complete control of who forms the government. We've got Rupert Murdoch to do that sort of thing.

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