Happy Caturday to all loyal follower units. Skeet awake and see no shadow which means insufficient photons of correct frequency so Skeet go back to sleep for quick 17 hour nap. #Caturday

Skeet believe that the duck billed platypus was nature's failed attempt at the first Easter Bunny but the look never really caught on and Cadbury already had a pre-existing contract with an egg laying rabbit anyway. #Caturday

Skeet stare off into distance and ponder... Why do hotels call their customers guests but still make them pay ? 🤔

Skeet ponder... if this voice in your head that is reading this sentence is 'You'.. then who is listening ? 🤔

Happy Caturday to all loyal follower units. It is now summer in South County and it will be summer for another 7 months. Photons galore of the right frequency in every direction. All kitties prepare for copious sun naps.

Happy Caturday to all loyal follower units. It is raining with little photons of the right frequency flowing. So Skeet go back to bed and sleep mores.

If you stop and think about it, everyone who is paid on monthly salary is technically working for free this Thursday the 29th. 🤔

Skeet stare off into distance and ponder... has anyone else found it odd that only one company is allowed to make the game Monopoly ? 🤔

#ArtBySkeet #JazzmineAndSkeet

Happy Caturday to all loyal follower units. Kitties are semi-solar powered so when there is no sun and flowing photons of the proper frequency Skeet takes extra naps.

Skeet stare off into distance and ponder... isn't clapping just high-fiving yourself because someone else did something ?

007 is the world's most famous spy. Wouldn't that also make him the world's worst spy ? Skeet thinks Skeet would be better spy than 007.

Skeet watch Netlfix special today on extra-terrestrial aliens. Special say that in the last 200 years there is evidence of almost 87 crashed extra-terrestrial spaceships. After hearing this Skeet has come to conclusion... extra-terrestrial pilots must be terrible at landings.

Skeet sit and ponder... has anyone ever disappeared into thick air ? Should you be very wary if you find yourself in thin air due to it's history with disappearances ?

Happy Caturday to all loyal follower units. Please be well to one another, take many naps, and stop eating when you can see the bottom of your bowl. #ArtBySkeet #JazzmineAndSkeet

Skeet stare off into distance and wonder... Do products sold in China just say, “Made down the road?” 🤔

Skeet ponder... If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy? 🤔

Over time the #2 pencil became the most popular pencil in the world. Shouldn't it be #1 by now ? Why is it sill #2 ? Have you ever seen a #1 pencil ? 🤔

Skeet stare off into the distance and wonder... after eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?