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Sir Kazam {blu tik}

@SirKazamJeevi

Satirist, Bigotry Slayer, MontyPython & Mad Magazine fan. Trump is a Moron. No Politician is worth idolizing. स्वयमेव जयते Likes&Retweets≠Endorsement. he/him

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Lo batao
No body in the world takes any decision without asking Mudi Ji then who is doing this conspiracy to reduce FDI?

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Jay Shah is evaluating individuals who UNDERSTAND CRICKET and have RISEN THROUGH THE RANKS

Makes sense, he is an expert and role model for both criteria 😅

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Rajat Sharma wins the race & proves how Arnab, Kanwal, Rubika, Anjana, Navika etc have much to learn from the master of subservience

All & sundry can get interviews but producing a grand theatrical extravaganza to unabashedly hold & worship Emperor’s cojones is just legendary 🫡

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Even a hardcore Modi bhakt wouldn’t have watched all of those ‘exclusive’ interviews 😀

Main objective there is to make Mudi ji feel closer to being God

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During end of WWII, when Nazzis were facing defeat, more scared than Nazzis were those who supported, conspired, aided or even ignored the evil. They knew Karma was coming but in nervousness, they kept deluding themselves that Hitler will somehow win & save them. Rest is History.

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Pune builder’s son’s car crash case of killing two people is fast changing as if it’s taking inspiration from this book and this movie

Pune builder’s son’s car crash case of killing two people is fast changing as if it’s taking inspiration from this book and this movie
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While you secure your Buffalo, Mangalsutra & Tonti,
Prajwal Revanna is enjoying his diplomatic passport privileges & perhaps traveling visa free around the world to secure his future

Mudi Govt unfortunately can’t bother him because Paw Paw will need the JDS seats after election

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Modi Ji says he wasn’t biologically born
It means he has no date of birth
Which means he will never be 75

Master stroke!!!!!!

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Non Biological Foolproof Planning

-Thodi bahut vote kam reh gayin to EC dekh lega
-Phir bhi thodi bahut seat kam reh gayin to Mahamahim dekh lengi
-Aur agar jyada seat kam reh gayin to apna Tempo wala hai hi ready

Kuch bhi ho, aayega to parmatma ka bheja hua Nandu hi

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2019 में News Nation चैनल की ओर से पीनाज त्यागी और दीपक चौरसिया जी ने प्रधानमंत्री जी का जो इंटरव्यू किया था,
उसके सवालों की लिस्ट पहले से ही प्रधानमंत्री के पास थी,

और गलती से ये लिस्ट On Air भी हो गई थी,

तस्वीर में दिख रहा ये प्रश्न उत्तर प्रधानमंत्री जी के हाथ में था,

इसमें

2019 में News Nation चैनल की ओर से पीनाज त्यागी और दीपक चौरसिया जी ने प्रधानमंत्री जी का जो इंटरव्यू किया था, उसके सवालों की लिस्ट पहले से ही प्रधानमंत्री के पास थी, और गलती से ये लिस्ट On Air भी हो गई थी, तस्वीर में दिख रहा ये प्रश्न उत्तर प्रधानमंत्री जी के हाथ में था, इसमें
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ECI has a very special calculator

They can quickly calculate the % but don’t know the actual number of voters who voted 😅

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