Bat..shit #Batshit

Next year, in Switzerland, let’s hope they bring the charm back. #Eurovision2024

The maestro….

Thanks Ducky! I shall be doing it in 20 years. UK still won’t have won…

Oh.. and next time you find yourself singing in the loo... remember the public may not like it.

So. Another year done. Another case of wine seen to. Until our next gathering.... I'm off to listen to some music. 👋 #Eurovision

Well done Switzerland. Chicken did good. #Eurovision

Nil points from the public for the UK. Surprised? #Eurovision

Just tried to hit 'fast forward' on the remote. More wine 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

GET. ON. WITH. IT. #Eurovision

Jurors should be regulated. No more than 7 words. Ever. #Eurovision

Nil point. Long may it last. Something to be proud of. #EUROVISION

oh God. Now the jury is singing.. #Eurovision

World Animal Protection US Simon McCoy

'Get a tweet about Simon McCoy, retweeted by Simon McCoy'. Another one off the bucket list I didn't know about.

There's never a G7 geomagnetic storm when you want one... ah. #results #Eurovision

Quick top 5 of British political twitter #Eurovision2024 commentary*.

1) Tim Farron
2) Lewis Goodall
3) Simon McCoy
4) Ben Walker
5) Nick de Bois CBE

*My favourite kind of twitter niche.

I want Alcazar to win.. #Eurovision

Speaking of anniversaries.... it's a hundred years since I started watching this programme.. #Eurovision

Thoughts and prayers with all those involved in the evening news bulletins.. whatever time they are on...