Kesian bodo brother yang cari jodoh tu. dia dah stable kot, lantak dia la nak cari yang lawa pun. Dia memang layak untuk demand sebab dia mampu provide everything. Rumah, kereta, duit semua dah complete. Tinggal nak masuk cuci kaki je, tu pun ada yang bitter.

It's time we think big

Let's build a LRT4 from Selayang all the way to Putrajaya with a branch to Kajang

Selayang to Putrajaya OR Kajang in 75 minutes, and Kajang to Putrajaya in 30 minutes

Pep has won 1 Champions league in 11 years despite coaching the best club in Germany and the best club in England in that period while signing any player he wants.

While Dani Carvajal pulled up 2 hamstrings after battling both Grealish and Doku. There's a reason why European royalty isn't awarded to everyone.

RM500 sehari is an insult for a veteran artist ya 🤦🏻‍♀️

Pelakon ni bila shooting bukan 5-6 jam saja. Mostly they shoot from 8am to 8am the next day to finish the scenes. Penat tau.

Dengan mentality macam ni, memang rosak industry. Macam artis kita takde value. Do not enable this.

Kenapa lelaki tak boleh request nak bakal bini lawa? Siapa yang terasa? Perempuan-perempuan hodoh?

Also, FUCK YOU, DE GEA

Everytime I see a successful penalty shootout, my hatred for you increases

COULDN’T SAVE 1 OUT OF 11. JUST 1

350k per fucking week, down the drain

And this guy wanted Schweinsteiger to call him better than Manuel fucking Neuer, what a fucking idiot

Korupsi besar kat Malaysia ni kayangan je yang buat. Sapu sampai 50mil, 315mil, 1billion, anak2 jadi billionaire, anak2 jadi shareholder sanasini, masuk Panama papers tu marhaen mana boleh buat.

So, kalau Madani takut dgn kayangan, tak payah la lawan korupsi. #MadaniTakBerani

Lelaki: nak isteri lawa

Wanita: nak bini lawa kena la invest beli make up, spa, sauna, kacip fatimah tongkat ali bagai

Lelaki: ok boleh

Wanita: ni la lelaki, pandang rupa je, tak sedar diri, terlalu memilih

Aneh2 je la manusia ni

Memanglah 4200. Badan hari2 kena lenjan. Lepastu dah balik negara sendiri badan dah lunyai, duit semua famili kaut.

Aku tanya Bangla aku apa planning bila balik Bangladesh, balik2 semua mau buat banglo dan berehat ja. Kotlah nak cipta pekerjaan ke tapi idokkk.

Disebabkan ada MyStep, semua bantai open vacancy MyStep jer. Senang tak payah bagi elaun, gaji degree 2k jer, no increment, no OT, kerja semua tolak kat kau. Lepas setahun, renew atau ganti orang lain. Jimat.

Sebab tu kami yang financially stable ni malas cari perempuan2 twitter. Kat luar sana ramai lagi bagus lagi layak.

Sini ramai miskin hauk, bising lebih tapi kosong. No soft skills. Kerja yes boss yes boss je hari2.

Who expects Arsenal to win the Champions League LMAO what a delusional fanbase

Negara paling irony, mamat paling pro subsidi dulu lah yang tarik subsidi.

Kalau kau rasa barang harga mahal, kau tunggu bila subsidi dikurangkan.

Bukan aku cakap, dia yang cakap. Aku ulang saja.

Masa tak jadi menteri, pandai cakap, bila jadi menteri, jadi bangang. Kahkah.

Dia suruh main cara dia. Kita tahu dalam latihan dan persahabatan pun dah main cara dia. Tiba hari pertandingan budak2 ni retak bawah tekanan. Datang pemain lawan terus mati akal tak boleh buat apa. Kena asuh mental kalau nak main lawan pasukan besar.

Accessibility in Malaysia in a picture:

Newly renovated section of the sidewalk in HKL, that took years to complete without safer pedestrian alternatives, ends up as an entitled parking spot for a low cost car, built by a local industry shielded from competition

Go to a European country and you'll be a little surprised on how products are sold there.

Example: Flavoured carbonated drinks. Ours are pure artificial flavours while theirs are natural juices mixed with sparkling water.

Guna otak ni kena belajar tinggi,
Nak belajar tinggi kena belanja tinggi,
Dah ada qualification tinggi, gaji pulak rendah.

Kalau bayaran dia tinggi dan bermaruah untuk nilai akal yang digunakan, tiada masalah.

✌️🥲