Sharney Teuchter
Twitter for iPhone : And now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
I’ll still have ironing for f*cks sake
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Location In my basket
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Account created 29-07-2021 19:06:48
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Twitter for iPhone : And now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
I’ll still have ironing for f*cks sake
Twitter for iPhone : Today has involved moving railway sleepers and large rocks
Tomorrow I wish to be embalmed in a mixture of Voltarol and rum
Twitter for Android : A moving take, much better than the original.
Twitter for iPhone : OMG hire car arrived
Audi Q7
I’m going to move in as it’s bigger than the house!
Twitter for iPhone : Yay, hire car arranged while mine is of the road.
Fiesta would b fine or a Focus.
What am I getting? BMW X5!
They don’t have registration plates they have post codes!
Twitter for iPhone : Gentlemen,
I have discovered an important fact.
I am NOT bald.
I am “flat-coated”
Twitter for iPhone : Having ground to a halt on crafting, I now have a backlog
2 boxes
2 walking sticks
Side table
And a book arrived that I want to use to make fridge magnets
Plus the usual half started projects that hang around for years
Twitter for iPhone : Being “productive” again today.
Cleaned out the deep freeze
Writing holiday lists
Ironing
Carving
Twitter for iPhone : Today I am painting something I made earlier.
I call this technique…
“Using another bad job to cover up the first bad job”
DIY tip for all bungling amateurs
Twitter for iPhone : Smokey Fingers - The Road is My Home youtu.be/aM4fI8rnTxk via YouTube
Dave🇺🇦
How about a bit of RnB, from an Italian band?!?!?!?!?!?!
Twitter for Android : #veterinary Twitter I need help please 🙏
I need to find an OV in South Wales or South of England (ideally on route to Folkestone) who can sign an EHC 8444 to allow me to take my two pet ducks with me from Wales to Italy.
Please please can you retweet if you can't help?
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Twitter for iPhone : Scones
4 cherry
4 dark chocolate and stem ginger
Forgot egg wash
Twitter for iPhone : I gave one of these as an amazing original personalised Christmas present.
Perfect for those hard to get for people
Twitter for iPhone : Do you think that it’s possible to have a life so boring that you die without noticing?
Twitter for iPhone : I have a new iPhone
Well, I say “new”. I got it in October
Is it too soon to start using it?
Twitter for iPhone : Women sheltering from the blitz of London in 1942 being taught to knit while their babies sleep together