Watch how quickly this moves to “Oh no, we were all just trying for peace like a motherfucker but unfortunately the bad guys are intransigent, so sadly it’s time to annihilate the last settlement standing on top of its refugee inhabitants”. It’ll make your head spin.

IF it's true that she's said she's waiting for word from Jesus before making a decision, I think it's reasonable for the Scottish public to be about as respectful towards that as they would've been if Yousaf had said he was waiting for the Prophet to tell him which laws to enact.

Don't hold your breath for that 'are we the baddies' moment.

The insanity of the last decade has allowed pathetic arseholes like this to feel absolutely sure that they are the good guys.

Civilisation is crumbling and the guy who wants to run the world's sixth biggest economy is talking about shoplifting.

What @rishisunak is doing will kill people and he knows it. He does not deserve to live.

How you gonna get medical evidence when it takes a year to see a specialist you worthless fucking pustule?

Oh fuck you Andrew, you 27-year-old bastard.

This is a list of things that those students' government is not responsible for, you half-witted dickhead.

Huh. Well, that (assuming it's accurate) is disappointing.

Imagine thinking this is any kind of defence. One thing you can say for Catholics is that most of them(/us) don't actually believe much of the shit their church comes out with.

Can't imagine why the richer people in the most powerful society in history are positive.

I guess the problem with trying to draft someone like Cleese into your rhetorical militia is that, for all he's a grumpy old arse, he's not actually a complete moron, so there's always a chance he might insist on making sense and then where are you?

Just say it with your whole chest that you don't think Palestinians are human beings are therefore not protected by rules against collective punishment etc.

You cannot continuously do this One Neat Trick when a leader who isn't religious would be exceptional and the only other candidate being discussed is also, in his own words, 'a man of deep Christian faith'

I thought it was the old trots that were bringing all the antisemitism?

Devastating outbreak of commentator brain: we by our own admission know so little about this that we can't even name most of the key players, but our opinions on it are definitely still important.

WHAT DO WE WANT?

A NEBULOUS CONCEPT!

WHO ARE WE DEMANDING IT OF?

THE COSMOS!

Fascinatingly, people who write stuff like this seem to genuinely think it is a morally advanced and intellectually superior position, rather than the obvious opposite of those things

One reason people love the menswear guy is his social liberalism combined with his deep knowledge of tailoring permits an engagement with tradition, craft and masculine expression in a space uncaptured by right wing culture warriors. This is also why he makes people so angry