Why did Netflix really try to punk all of us with a show called “Easy Bake Battle” that featured no professional chefs using a little pink pan pusher to bake pastries by lightbulb?? #WeWantTheEasyBakeOvens

The *CUTEST* boy works at my local pharmacy, but I only see him when I’m there to pick up sex meds and crazy pills while he seems pretty stable but fingers crossed! 🤞🏻

There was just a woman on The Price is Right who couldn’t spin the wheel a full rotation and after 4 times they gave up and asked her to leave hahaha!

Express train to CHUDVILLE, bypassing Clitorisburg.

Today was a very good day for #NYT Connections if you love classic rock and use 1930s words to call out somebody’s moxie.

Every gruesome murder doc always begins “ideal town, people didn’t even lock their doors at night” WELL THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE PROBLEM, ya buncha geniuses.

Finally some good news.

Ya couldn’t just do the dancing silhouettes again? Hell I even think mandatory U2 was better than “literally crushing the beauty of all creativity into a soulless cold block made by slave labor”

RAAAAAACHEL! 😫

I saw a lot of discourse here about the pilot episode of Glee, so I watched it and…these characters are all really bad people which is a lot coming from me as I’m a fantastically awful person.

My Polish neighbor Ludmila Adamski has arrived at the 2024 #MetGala

Ann Miller, who’s been dead since 2004 has arrived at the #MetGala

Lil’ Miss Snickerpuss has arrived at the #MetGala

Me judging the #MetGala hoping it rains

Wordle 1,052 6/6

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WOW. I almost got royally CUCKED.

I never would have guessed that playing Roblox with a 6 year old asking non-stop questions is a lot like trip sitting my friends when they’re high on hallucinogens.

People are now so unfazed by corruption that Boeing “suiciding” multiple whistleblowers has only resulted in a hilarious meme cycle.

Man at the vape store asked me if I work in law enforcement. Sir I am in a Kermit the Frog hoodie trying to buy a “mango madness” vape…and you are under arrest.

I love how grapefruit is the natural enemy to most of the medications they advertise on CBS in the morning.

Jeopardy would be hella sweeter if the “Daily Double” had pyrotechnics.