My whole afternoon of work is being interspersed with little messages from people going 'wait, WHAT?' and friends, it is DELIGHTFUL.

Mr Johnson sneaking in from being a punchline machine side character to make it on the poster

Just Tragic. #Gaza Six UNRWA colleagues killed today when two airstrikes hit a school and its surroundings in Nuseirat in the middle areas. This is the highest death toll among our staff in a single incident. Among those killed was the manager of the UNRWA shelter and other

Second in the pub quizzzzzzz

Me: I have a book out today. My dog: that's nice feed me She doesn't understand books. She understands food. Which is fair and perhaps a simpler way to live. (I have fed her btw)

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mrs dalloway said she would take the ring to mordor herself, although she did not know the way

my impression of a labour mp

I loved S1 of Loki SO MUCH (S2 not so much even in spite of Ke Huy Quan, but I talked about that in a different podcast ep)

now, it's not often I ask you to do stuff for me... please retweet if a. you believe in fairies b. you support second time female filmmakers and c. you support British cinema. Timestalker is released in cinemas in the UK & Ireland on 11th October 💜❤️🩷🌭☸️🐦🪓

Been a while since I've said 'buy my books'. Hey, buy my books! (If you like Comedy SFF Adventures). The latest one's a fantasy romcom with an alternative Tudor London and two cursed lads on a quest falling in love! linktr.ee/gabbyhutchinso…

King: elon, you can't just say you're going to give taylor swift a child! Musk: eyyy whassa problem? Musk: i just mean i give her a child! Musk: i haffa 20 i don't use, she can haffa any one she want!

"One plain rice, one small chips, lemon chicken, see if they do omelette"

Gabby Hutchinson Crouch I loved Cursed Under London soooooooo much! One of my favourite books of the year.