A POLICY??? AN ACTUAL POLICY?? DARE WE DREAM???

'Tortured Poets, this is Pam'

guy at the Tortured Poets Department who keeps on calling it the Ministry of Poet Torture even though the reorganisation was nine years ago during the Coalition.

The CPJ reports that as of the 23rd Apr, 97 media workers have been killed in Gaza since October, 25 journalists arrested, 16 injured, 4 missing, all just trying to report on the war & the genociHOLY SHIT YOU GUYS PARLIAMENT HAS A NEW WOKE CHOCOLATE BAR

'Sir, a woke chocolate bar has been spotted in parliament'

'Parliament has woke chocolate bars'

'Parliament has new woke chocolate bars' - a smart person doing important work

*taps the sign*

Superhero movie star meets small-town drag queen. It's a tale as old as time.

My big gay romcom WE COULD BE HEROES is released on June 4 in the US with G. P. Putnam's Sons and June 6 in the UK with HarperNorth!

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Hard by Father Thames in Londinium's heart
Black the bloody steed runs by his brother;
Many the muttering tongues, murmuring woe
Return of the fallen queen, lost to a lettuce

Nostradamus: aww yea this my shit (writes furiously)

'mental illness used to be the ups and downs of life'

No, mental illness used to be your mum taking to her bed for 20 years with what was euphemistically called 'nerves'.

Gabby Hutchinson Crouch Have we considered that they might be kelpies who will drown anyone who dares to lay hands on them? Just throwing that out there.

Gabby Hutchinson Crouch Then they breed, like the parrots of urban legend, and in a few years, wild, blood-covered horses are just a thing in London.

I hope the blood covered horses thing goes on for ages. I hope they all remain alive & well, clop off somewhere nice to sleep every night, then gallop upon the city to cause distracting chaos every day, each time a different horse mysteriously covered in blood that is not its own

The pivot from 'the biggest problem in America is woke college campuses suppressing free speech and debate!' to 'send in the police and National Guard to silence student protests!!!' happened at dizzying speed

The horses should be allowed to run for London mayor

I would like even one tenth of the concern for children mobilised for banning XL bullies, to be mobilised for banning dangerous drivers and dangerous cars