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@SchoolJokesK_12
Our goal is to make you smile! We love #teachers #moms #dads #students and obviously school #jokes!
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http://www.mytowntutors.com/start-your-day-with-a-smile-180-school-jokes/ 13-10-2016 15:43:42
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#CincodeMayo : The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes... besides #SaintPatricksDay ! bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #Ireland #Mexico #CincodeMayo 2024
#HappyCincoDeMayo Guitar World! I bought a broken #Spanish #guitar for #CincodeMayo ... No strings attached. bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #music #CincodeMayo 2024 #guitar s
#HappyCincoDeMayo Hot Head Burritos! Let’s not burrito around the bush... It is #CincodeMayo ! It’s party time! bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincodeMayo 2024 #burritos
We love Chyno y Nacho! Knock, knock!... Who's there?... Abby... Abby who?... Abby #CincodeMayo ! bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincodeMayo 2024
Hey National Assoc. of Secondary School Principals! Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the #highschool diploma, shake the principal’s hand. bit.ly/2JopHt5 #graduation 2024 #graduation #College #highschool
A #graduation ceremony is an event where the #commencement speaker tells thousands of #students dressed in identical caps & gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to #success . bit.ly/2JopHt5 #Graduation #graduation 2024
Hey Freddy Krueger! What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare! bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024
How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune. bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024
A dog is man’s best friend, especially after you lose #money on a horse. bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024 #dogs
I call my son #Seabiscuit because all he does is horse around. bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024
We wear Hanes! Why don’t racehorses wear #underwear ?… Because it rides up on them! bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024
Why are jockeys so #skinny ?… Because they only eat Seabiscuits and #tea . bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024
We love Old Navy U.S. Navy! Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy! bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024
Today is #DerbyDay ! Check out 101 funny #KentuckyDerby #jokes ! mytowntutors.com/101-kentucky-d… #KentuckyDerby 2024 #KyDerby #ChurchillDowns #KentuckyDerby 150 #moms #dads #TripleCrown
Where do #colts go when they’re sick?… The horsepital! bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024 #retirement
What is a retired race horse’s favorite sport?… Stable #Tennis . bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024 #retirement
#HappyKentuckyDerby Planet Fitness! Why are most Kentucky Derby #horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable #diet . bit.ly/3kLvfPb #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby 2024