[@ taco truck]

cute cashier: what would u like

me: steak burrito. no sour cream no tomatoes

tall line worker: burrito extra sour cream extra tomatoes, no meat!

[cute cashier laughs]

me: bad joke [to cute cashier] u know i make 4x his salary right

gl comin back from that lol

What ever happened to “Hi” . “How are you” .

i need to smell this shit so bad you dont understand

At least 10 men from Montreal have this in their dating profile rn

when you lock in but your bitch teacher still hating

doodle🤡

Um hello?

🇷🇸 Serbia Elections: Candidates for mayor of Belgrade, have announced a boxing match for tomorrow at 6 PM, ahead of the Serbian general elections on Sunday.

- Pro-Russian far-right Misa Vacic
vs
- Pro-West liberal Cedomir Jovanovic

this is me if you even care

Me coded af

heard you just got picked first overall in the love of my life draft

Everything is important

Before u hit me up this is how I organize my desktop btw

I think it's important to note, that this is not how refugees leave countries under attack. They don't go to the airport with suitcases packed for flights to their other houses in Europe or the US. This is how settlers leave the territories they occupy when the shit hits the fan.