No ideas what this is about but Energy!

I love him! Haha! Happy birthday to him.

That’s a different conversation.

I have a circle tweet about this 🤭

What’s the difference between pouring Fanta and pouring olive (anointing) oil?

While I don’t like that this video exists because I would’ve saved that child from this monstrous woman if I had witnessed this instead of make a video, I appreciate that it does because hopefully we can help that child. What a horribly cruel woman.

This is so good

APC has 2 out of 5 SE Governors.
How is it politically unpopular to be an APC politician in the SE, yet APC wins 2 out of 5 guber elections?
Or is there something you want to tell us about those 2 guber election wins?

Wrote a professional exam today and was the first to finish.

My husband:

Bespittled will obviously melt the mind of that guy and his gang.

See also, addendum and gammony.

Life Hack: Befriend the canteen lady.

Impressed by how very quickly we got to verdict re: Bobrisky. Considering how very slowly Nigerian courts work.

Me to my friends: I want to adopt a Maine Coon.

Friend 1: but you’re the same size as them.

Me: *loud gasp of betrayal*

Friend 2: Noooo

Me: Thank you!

Friend 2: …they’re bigger.

It really do be your own people.

😭😭

😂

Profound.

Burgers and sandwiches will be banned when I become the supreme leader of the new world order.

More footage of their shenanigans.

Look at this! (LQT)

I mean look at this! (LQT explains this)