To the fine people at Twitter:

Once again, I find myself at a loss in attempting to decipher your company’s Da Vinci code-like guidelines. So, know that I’m not OFFICIALLY posting the following tweet, but merely asking that if, IF, I were to, would my account be suspended?…

Throughout my life, I’ve always sensed a disdain that country folk held for city folk, the former regarding the latter as elitists (which I never understood as millions of poor people live in urban areas.) But I surmise their disdain is, in part, defensive as they assume that…

Imagine if Trump, instead of saying “Grab them by the pussy,” had said “Grab them by the cock.”

Now THAT would’ve been the end of him.

To all the Evangelicals and so-called ‘Christians’ who think Trump is a man of God, I got news for ya – that fucker’s never prayed a day in his life, and him on bended knee saying, “Oh God, please don’t let me go to prison, please don’t let me go to prison,” DOES NOT COUNT.

Nor…

Some within the MAGA cult like to delude themselves into believing that my hatred for Trump stems from what’s reported on MSM or posted on social media. I’m now gonna set the record straight, though know that despite the length of this post, it’s highly condensed.

I lived my…

Gunther Eagleman™

No Donnie, you're supposed to be in prison.

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Oh, for fuck’s sake, I can’t believe that I’m gonna respond to this stupidity, but the people who are claiming that the 2020 election was stolen are also asserting that the trials against Trump are for the purposes of election interference.

If both of these assertions are true,…

To anyone reading this who may have friends or family in the affected regions, please see that this post reaches them.

The most inherent of all rights is freedom, a longing that we strive for from the time we’re born and one we’ll chase until we die, the freedom to speak our…

I hate posting vids like this because I don’t like watching them, but this needs to be said –

Congress should pass a law that anyone who abuses animals can be subjected to similar abuses by others without prosecution.

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By now, I imagine that everyone has seen at least one tweet, if not thousands, by the MAGA crowd who, every time some nation flexes a muscle or a terrorist organization goes stupid, clutch their pearls (or, in the case of the most devout, a necklace of Trump’s dingleberries)…

I never cared much for John McCain’s policies nor did I vote for him. However, he always had my respect, not only as a Navy vet who served our nation with honor, but as a politician who maintained a semblance of integrity by refusing to spread misinformation.

Looking at the GOP…

Every now and then, when I’ve stated in a post that the MAGA cult are beyond hope, someone would reply, “We mustn’t give up on these people.”

Now, I imagine they’re saying this because they’re either married or related to a Trump supporter. While I’d never suggest that anyone…

First, it was the bridge collapse in Baltimore.

Then it was the earthquake yesterday in Jersey.

And now, I just stubbed my damn toe. I never stubbed my damn toe in the Trump administration. Frikkin Biden.

When will you leotards listen - THE DEMS ARE COMING FOR OUR TOES,…

I’d like you to imagine Biden giving a speech, but instead of talking about his policies, he rambled for ten minutes about low-flow toilets. Instead of discussing the state of the nation, he raged about his detractors and called them names. Instead of telling us how he’d help the…

So, lemme get this straight – you MAGA motherfuckers support a conman who brags about how much money he has, shafts the working man whom he contracts by paying them pennies on the dollar, if anything – and even put some out of business, flies around in his own jet wasting his…

Hey everyone, I got some good news and some bad news –

First the good news: top scientists from around the world have developed a cure for the severely debilitating disease, known as stupidity, that plagues the MAGA cult.

The bad news: it’s a vaccine.

I’m noticing that Trump, more and more, keeps comparing himself to Christ.

Okay, fine. Who wants to get the cross? I’ll get the nails.