1/ A thread into how $COOL insiders made $2M+ and are still holding 80% of the total supply

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Nice weekend bounce.

Which altcoins are you looking at here?

🗓️ 06.05.2024

Restaking will change.

Probably nothing 😉

I am on vacation rn, and don't have access to most of my money.

But bought $ETH for what I had left in stablecoins onchain here at $2,900.

One buy wall for GCR. One buy wall to save Ethereum.
One buy wall for Vitalik's boner.

$BTC is sitting at $57k
$ETH is sitting at $2,880

Which asset will give you the best return for the next 6 months?

Can the European GCR please save this market?

So you're telling me you knew about 'Sell in May', but you still longed every dip for the last 2 months?

If you make it through this video without laughing at least 10 times, I don't even know what to tell you.

My current position.

The year is 2029

New Year’s Eve

$EIGEN has been ranging from $5-20 for 5 years.

What started as a 1 month lock for the airdrop, eventually became a 5 year vesting period so insiders could dump on you.

You reach for your last remaining possession - a revolver

10, 9, 8……

Okay, so are you guys happy with your EigenLayer airdrop?

Gm.

How much will the FriendTech token be worth.

The question we all ponder.

So, are we not selling in May after all?

Touching grass cancelled?

Gm, gamblers.

Another day glued to the charts.

Rememeber you can never leave this place.

I sold everything I had at this pico bottom. Every coin I owned is gone. I'm completely out of the cryptocurrency market, I can't take it anymore.

Aggressive dumping, manipulation, everything is so intense.

There was no bull market. All just fake hope from your favorite…

Imagine how many people out there living happy lives not thinking about crypto every day.

Don't forget you can never leave.

You're trapped with us now.

The markets are slow at the moment, so here's just some random thoughts about freedom, travel and solitude that I wrote on a flight a while back.

Maybe someone likes to read this stuff, idk.

I think for all of my life I’ve dreamt about being independent, working for myself, and…

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