EXCITING NEWS! To celebrate the publication of 'Don't Look Back in Ongar' - the final book in the Ross series - I will be taking fans on a FREE bus ride around some of my south Dublin haunts this Thursday afternoon, storting opposite the Shelbourne Hotel at 2pm. All welcome.

"Who is your favourite character?" #DontLookBackInOngar

There has been a HUGE response to this event tomorrow. Please come early to avoid disappointment. End of.

'Don't Look Back in Ongar' - the 24th and FINAL book in the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly series - is in bookshops TODAY!!!

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Puts legal team on notice.

I'm coming to Limerick on Thursday, 29 August, to read from 'Don't Look Back in Ongar' in the @irelimerick Home of Legends. And the event is FREE!!! Get your tickets here. internationalrugbyexperience.com/news/ross-ocar…

I will be signing copies of ‘Don’t Look Back in Ongar’ - the final book in the Ross series - in Eason in Dundrum Town Centre at 3pm tomorrow. Your Christmas present worries sorted.

We thank Ross O’Carroll-Kelly for the laughs as he bows out with a midlife swansong buff.ly/4fU5tnc

I will be signing copies of 'Don't Look Back in Ongar' - the final book in the Ross series - in Eason in Dundrum Town Centre today at 3pm.

Mon the Point!

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Eason Dundrum Town Centre Just finished it. Wow

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly On the shelves four days before they assumably reunite? Like, how the fock did you DO that, Dude?

Millions of you are asking if I somehow knew about the Oasis reunion before I decided on the title of the new book. The answer is no. But if they end up selling a few concert tickets off the back of my book, then fair focks to them.

REVIEW: "He will remain one of our great literary characters." #DontLookBackInOngar irishtimes.com/culture/books/…?

End of an Era Ross O'Carroll-Kelly and thank you (and your therapist Paul) for everything. My secret skill is that Ross would probably be my mastermind specialist subject if I ever entered. And before anyone starts 'Schmidt Happens' is on loan to a heathen who hasn't read the series yet.

So this is goodbye. I will be hosting an evening of laughter, tears and readings from 'Don't Look Back in Ongar' in Fitzpatrick's Castle, Killiney, on October 19. Tickets here. comedyclub.ie/products/paul-…

Really looking forward to this 'Don't Look Back in Ongar' event in Fitzpatrick's Castle on Saturday, October 19. I don't do dynamic ticket pricing, by the way. The price quoted is the price you'll pay (plus handling charge). That's how I roll (with it).

The People's Friend The new Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book. I had to wait to read it until my dad and eldest son read it first. Bitter-sweet, as to be the last in the series. More laughs per page than anything ever.

A massive, MASSIVE fair focks to everyone who bought 'Don't Look Back in Ongar' and made it the biggest-selling book in Ireland for the second week in a row.

As someone who has worn my Leinster jersey every day for 25 years - including on my wedding night - I will also be taking port in #GOALJerseyDay to support GOAL Global. And you should too. So get on it. End of.